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July 20th,
2029 2:30 am
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Take a picture, trick
I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana champ,
cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks,
and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers,
you at Kinko's straight flippin ( copies )
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February 26th,
2011 3:40 am
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Ugh. This workload is killing me. Whoever said being a music major was easy is a crock. My brain is about to explode with music theory.
Anybody seen Hannah? She hasn't been answering her phone.
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March 5th,
2010 3:34 pm
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I think I hate everything right now.
I'm going out tonight. I'll have my phone on if it's important. Only if it's important.
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January 15th,
2010 9:40 pm
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I licked an ipod at the dinner table because I'm AWESOME!
No, I won't tell you how to do it. Figure it out yourself. The end.
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December 2nd,
2009 4:11 pm
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November 28th,
2009 11:46 pm
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I think my brain may have exploded. No lie.
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November 17th,
2009 12:28 am
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Hey, Professor Tonks. I need your help on this essay. And by help on an essay I mean help me cook this food I bought so I can eat it. And by help me cook, I also mean help me eat it. Because I can't finish it.
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November 9th,
2009 1:06 am
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OH MY GOD I'M ALIVE! FUCK YES!
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September 9th,
2009 1:36 am
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Roxanne. Please learn to fix your own tires. Honestly. You know I only fixed it because I love that car. I shagged a hooker in it once.
I also shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.
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July 22nd,
2009 12:43 am
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I've always wondered what would happen if you put cheddar cheese into a small container of cottage cheese. My theory is that cheese is not meant to be mixed and can have hazardous consequences on your digestive system and your breath, affecting all those around you. So before you blokes go to your frat party and mix cheeses, think of everyone else. Please.
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